What If…ECW Won The Monday Night War

You know for what it’s worth, I try to sit every Monday-Thursday and stomach the product that they call professional wrestling, the term wrestling used loosely.

I was sickened by the segment involving Ron “R-Truth” Killings, Golddust, Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn & Mick Foley.

I look at this Strowman character, and I think, what if, it was…Paul Heyman, who was awarded WWE in bankruptcy court? What if…Paul Heyman bought the remnants of WCW, and dissected their roster?

I’ll tell you what would have happened, Rhyno would have come out and gored him into next week, Sabu would have put him through a table, and…Catcus Jack…NOT Mick Foley would have come out, gave a ‘Bang! Bang!’ And double arm DDT Strowman on a bed of thumbtacks. Instead, we get Mick Foley the pussoit that he has become. And Sami Zayn…spoke the truth, Foley, you are a hipocrite  (SP?)

And what absolutely pissed me off last night, was, Smackdown has TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs (Oh My!), and one of their marquee matches: Smackdown Women’s Champion Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss, and instead of it being a TLC match, they changed it to a tables match. WTF? The one night, you want to see people fall from 18 foot high ladders, and go through tables, and the women’s championship match is only a tables match? What happened to the WWE I grew up on?

At least later in December we should get a proper championship match when WWE Universial Champion Kevin Owens takes on WWE United States Champion Roman Reigns, who feels Kevin Owens owes him a pound of flesh after what he did to Seth Rollins.