ROH & WWE Raw 7/17/17

ROH & WWE Raw 7/17/17

ROH tonight was so-so, I mean, the main event was good, in that it was The Briscoes & Bully Ray vs. The Bullet Club (Adam “Hangman” Page & The Young Bucks), which of course The Bullet Club won, thanks to interference by “The Villain” Marty Scurll.

But, the ROH World Champion “The American Nightmare” Cody (I still think that is disrespectful to his late father…) addressed the crowd, and laid out a challenge to Christopher Daniels for a 2 out of 3 falls match up.

But on to Raw, Bayley scored yet another victory over Raw Women’s Champion Alexa “Little Miss” Bliss, setting up a match next week between Bayley & “The Legit Boss” Sasha Banks, the winner takes on Bliss at SummerSlam in Brooklyn.

Now, this is actually upsetting me, just when I think WWE is going one way, they go another. To start the show, Dean Ambrose comes out and calls for The Miz & his “Miz-tourage”, but all he gets is Seth Rollins. Now, allow me to explain, I read a couple of months back that Roman Reigns would feud with The Miz after his feud with Strowman, and before his feud with Lesnar, so, I see Rollins and Ambrose in the ring…it stands to reason that a Shield reunion would take place, and Rollins, Ambrose & Reigns would battle The Miz, Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel…but…no, we got Ambrose & Rollins having a dick wagging contest in the ring, only to…YOU GUESSED IT…get laid out by The Miz & company, but later in the night, another glimmer of hope as Kurt Angle (I’ll get to him in a minute…) puts Rollins & Ambrose in a 3 on 2 Handicap match next week against The Miz, Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel…BUT WAIT…THERE’S MORE…I’ll get back to it later.

Speaking of…*clears throat*…Kurt Angle (We all know my feelings on Mr. Angle…Ask me about Angle & The Jarretts…go ahead…ask…), in one of the most confusing, most What The Actual Fuck moments of 2017…Angle…has a bastard son…and not just any bastard son…American Alpha’s…Jason Jordan…you thought I would say Chad Gable…and you would be wrong…I so badly want to make a Karen Angle-Jarrett reference right now…must…have…filter…*Screams loudly into pillow*…Ok…I’m good

Now, back to the clusterfuck that is the Rollins/Ambrose vs. The Miz-tourage…

There was one more glimmer of hope for this storyline at the end of Raw when Roman Reigns took on Samoa Joe and the winner gets Lesnar at SummerSlam. (I’ma just say it now…I was wrong…so, so wrong…). As Joe and Reigns are beating the piss out of each other, you…hear the familiar roar that signals the arrival of Braun Strowman. (…Because it would make too much sense to have The Miz come out…that’s why!) And…Strowman lays waste to both Joe & Roman…

Did you hear that? That was my head…actually exploding.

People complain that The Miz/Ambrose angle has been going on too long, what about Reigns/Strowman? I remember this angle going on…IN JANUARY!!! It’s July…two fucking seasons have passed! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! Both Strowman and Reigns are supposed to have angles with Lesnar, and Reigns, to the best of my knowledge is supposed to have the IC title at some point heading toward his collision with Lesnar at WrestleMania in The Big Easy…

I’ma end this before I pop an artery…

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